Side Note: I wasn't even talking!!!! My phone lit up twice in two hours!
I have been feeling stabby again. I know this is an ongoing theme... I currently want to stab the third taco that I don't have the appetite to eat. When did aliens take over my body??????
I'm excited about a lot of things this week. I won't (or can't) get into them but they at least involve gin and a pool. Where can you go wrong with gin and a pool (without lecturing me about the Houstons)? Is that too soon? NO. Because that was drugs and a tub and gin and a pool are totally different things! Stop being so judgey!!!
This blog is going to be super random. Deal.
Blake Shelton is soon to be single... Until I make him mine! 'Nuff said.
I need a pedicure.
Made friends with CancerGirl and she is awesome.
I have managed to keep all the cusswords in my head but it's only Monday.
Got a new microwave. Why don't they last more than a year these days??? (Mom, remember when I put metal in ours? It survived.)
Side note: That third taco is still sitting here, giving me side eye. Or maybe I am giving it side eye. Either way, there is taco anger happening RIGHT NOW.
I hope my Monster Squad video arrives today because I am dying to relive my youth and ruin a little bit of my son's. :-)
Side Note: Who buys DVDs these days? ME! When I am not bingewatching Orange is the New Black...
Side Note: I hate you, evil taco. ( Don't make that dirty, people. You know who I am talking to.)
Because, baby, now we got bad blood. Once a Swiftie, always a Swiftie. Buy me a ticket to her Denver concert?
